[ to-do list ]

[comesfrompain]

1) Put Rogers' head on a spike
2) Take over Hell
3) Unbreak Bucky's dick
4) Buy milk

Comments

[comesfrompain]

Kenzi's a big girl. Why're you coming to protect her vag from me anyway? You gonna offer me something?

[bastardofipswich]

because she won't do it herself! and if she tried, she'd probably fold the second you flashed your abs

you wouldn't stop just to make YOUR FRIEND KENZI happy?

[comesfrompain]

[She totally would. She's so easy, it's incredible.]

She seems plenty happy when she sees my abs.

[bastardofipswich]

yeah? then she gets all sad and starts pining for you

and then i have to distract her and cheer her up!

SO STOP IT

[comesfrompain]

Hate to break it to you, but this is a pretty typical reaction to a break up. Even if we weren't dating.

[bastardofipswich]

yeah well this wouldn't keep happening if you'd stop flirting with her

you want me to offer something to make you treat her right? FINE.

i'll join your little club. +1 witch to your suicide mission

[comesfrompain]

[Oh really? Now there's a bargain Rumlow can get behind.]

You'd do that for her? Damn. You care about her more than I thought. Good on you, Chase. Deal. I'll do my best to rein in my flirtation. No more ab photos. Can't stop her from thirsting when we're sparring or anything, but I won't exacerbate it.

[bastardofipswich]

she's the only person i'd do it for

good. thanks. that's all i wanted

[comesfrompain]

She means a lot to me too. But you're welcome.