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1) Put Rogers' head on a spike
2) Take over Hell
3) Unbreak Bucky's dick
4) Buy milk


Date: 2016-10-20 09:22 pm (UTC)
onteamdyson: (76_zps66t3iee9)
From: [personal profile] onteamdyson
we're friends, right? You and me? It's not just about my butt or your abs. We're similar

Date: 2016-10-20 09:29 pm (UTC)
onteamdyson: (ksvi017)
From: [personal profile] onteamdyson
your abs could probably slice bread tbh
you wouldnt be coming to get me if we werent friends
and i wouldnt have texted you in the first place probs
you're kinda important to me, Rumlow
just kinda
dont let ur ego inflate and take over the city

Date: 2016-10-20 09:38 pm (UTC)
onteamdyson: (ksx69)
From: [personal profile] onteamdyson
you're kinda welcome <3
also you dont need to inflate your ego for that because you have me and im super good at taking things

Date: 2016-10-20 09:44 pm (UTC)
onteamdyson: (2kse80)
From: [personal profile] onteamdyson
.............. i cant even with you right now o m g rumlow MIND OUT OF GUTTER
IMTOO drunk to handle ur pervy brain
dork

Date: 2016-10-20 09:51 pm (UTC)
onteamdyson: (94_zpsjhusulpr)
From: [personal profile] onteamdyson
[Dammit, he's onto her. He knows her too well! She's grinning from ear to freakin' ear.]

ok smartass so what if i am? mission accomplished?

Date: 2016-10-20 10:25 pm (UTC)
onteamdyson: (Default)
From: [personal profile] onteamdyson
[Dammit again because that was actually super hot for some reason?]

copy that commander
awaiting extraction
( ˘ ³˘)♥
that was a tactical emoji fyi

Date: 2016-10-21 01:02 am (UTC)
onteamdyson: (71_zpspf9ktrsn)
From: [personal profile] onteamdyson
MAYBE I WILL YOU CANT EVEN STOP ME
how much longer? sidenot e: ... will you carry me ?!