[ to-do list ]

[comesfrompain]

1) Put Rogers' head on a spike
2) Take over Hell
3) Unbreak Bucky's dick
4) Buy milk

Comments

[comesfrompain]

I get it. Well, I'll be there soon. We can keep texting though.

[onteamdyson]

we're friends, right? You and me? It's not just about my butt or your abs. We're similar

[comesfrompain]

Of course we're friends. I mean, you do have a nice butt, and my abs are the best thing since sliced bread, but yeah.

[onteamdyson]

your abs could probably slice bread tbh
you wouldnt be coming to get me if we werent friends
and i wouldnt have texted you in the first place probs
you're kinda important to me, Rumlow
just kinda
dont let ur ego inflate and take over the city

[comesfrompain]

But what if that's part of my master plan?

[A few seconds later.]

But thanks. Kinda.

[onteamdyson]

you're kinda welcome <3
also you dont need to inflate your ego for that because you have me and im super good at taking things

[comesfrompain]

Yeah you are.

[That's not subtle innuendo at all.]

[onteamdyson]

.............. i cant even with you right now o m g rumlow MIND OUT OF GUTTER
IMTOO drunk to handle ur pervy brain
dork

[comesfrompain]

Hahah, but you're smiling, yeah?

[onteamdyson]

[Dammit, he's onto her. He knows her too well! She's grinning from ear to freakin' ear.]

ok smartass so what if i am? mission accomplished?

[comesfrompain]

Not until I've exfiltrated you from your location.

[onteamdyson]

[Dammit again because that was actually super hot for some reason?]

copy that commander
awaiting extraction
( ˘ ³˘)♥
that was a tactical emoji fyi

[comesfrompain]

You can definitely keep calling me that.

[onteamdyson]

MAYBE I WILL YOU CANT EVEN STOP ME
how much longer? sidenot e: ... will you carry me ?!