[ to-do list ]

[comesfrompain]

1) Put Rogers' head on a spike
2) Take over Hell
3) Unbreak Bucky's dick
4) Buy milk

Comments

[comesfrompain]

We're not fucking anymore though.

[bastardofipswich]

omg how can you be this oblivious

1. kenzi thinks you're the best guy in hell
2. she knows you're taken now
3. you flirt with her
4. it makes her sad
5. sad kenzi = sad chase

do you need a flow chart?

[comesfrompain]

[Aww. Chase you're such a good friend to Kenzi. It's gross.

Nah, it's actually pretty admirable. A good show of loyalty. Still takes Rumlow a few minutes before he replies.]

Not really trying to flirt with her, but. I mean, that's showing a lot of loyalty to her, kid. You sure you're not just jealous?

[He's kidding.]

[bastardofipswich]

oh come on, you know what you're doing :\

jealous? LMAO gross. kenzi's my bff AND she's a girl

[comesfrompain]

Yeah, you do like dick a little too much. Even if you've gotta admit she's got a fine ass.

[bastardofipswich]

hey you can't like it TOO MUCH! but she does have a nice ass

WHICH IS BESIDE THE POINT!

stop making her sad by being a clit tease

[comesfrompain]

Kenzi's a big girl. Why're you coming to protect her vag from me anyway? You gonna offer me something?

[bastardofipswich]

because she won't do it herself! and if she tried, she'd probably fold the second you flashed your abs

you wouldn't stop just to make YOUR FRIEND KENZI happy?

[comesfrompain]

[She totally would. She's so easy, it's incredible.]

She seems plenty happy when she sees my abs.

[bastardofipswich]

yeah? then she gets all sad and starts pining for you

and then i have to distract her and cheer her up!

SO STOP IT

[comesfrompain]

Hate to break it to you, but this is a pretty typical reaction to a break up. Even if we weren't dating.

[bastardofipswich]

yeah well this wouldn't keep happening if you'd stop flirting with her

you want me to offer something to make you treat her right? FINE.

i'll join your little club. +1 witch to your suicide mission

[comesfrompain]

[Oh really? Now there's a bargain Rumlow can get behind.]

You'd do that for her? Damn. You care about her more than I thought. Good on you, Chase. Deal. I'll do my best to rein in my flirtation. No more ab photos. Can't stop her from thirsting when we're sparring or anything, but I won't exacerbate it.

[bastardofipswich]

she's the only person i'd do it for

good. thanks. that's all i wanted

[comesfrompain]

She means a lot to me too. But you're welcome.