[ to-do list ]

[comesfrompain]

1) Put Rogers' head on a spike
2) Take over Hell
3) Unbreak Bucky's dick
4) Buy milk

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[comesfrompain]

All right, I'm coming to get you.

[Before she word-vomits something she'll regret. More. Jesus.]

What do you want me to say, anyway?

[onteamdyson]

imgonna wait here
WOW RUMLOW I CANT TELL YOU WHAT I WANT YOU TO SAY
then ur just saying what i
want you to say and not
what you wanna say to me and tahts
basically lying
cuz its what i wanna hear
obvi
shit why did i have to school that n99b at shots

[comesfrompain]

I'm your favorite person to cuddle, hunh?

[onteamdyson]

I take it back now because ur making fun of me

[comesfrompain]

I'm not, I'm asking honestly. Not a lot of people would say that. I mean, to me.

[onteamdyson]

SRSLY?
yeah. you are. youre super warm and you smell good
and your arms are like
woah
so hugs are the best
and its just nice you know
when im super sad ur the first person i wanna call

[comesfrompain]

You're real sweet, Kenzi. You doing okay?

[onteamdyson]

me? im FIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIINE
so fine.

[She's smashed out of her mind after her shift and is sitting at the end of the bar, texting Rumlow about missing his face. She's kind of not fine.]

I just dont wanna go home alone?

[comesfrompain]

I get it. Well, I'll be there soon. We can keep texting though.

[onteamdyson]

we're friends, right? You and me? It's not just about my butt or your abs. We're similar

[comesfrompain]

Of course we're friends. I mean, you do have a nice butt, and my abs are the best thing since sliced bread, but yeah.

[onteamdyson]

your abs could probably slice bread tbh
you wouldnt be coming to get me if we werent friends
and i wouldnt have texted you in the first place probs
you're kinda important to me, Rumlow
just kinda
dont let ur ego inflate and take over the city

[comesfrompain]

But what if that's part of my master plan?

[A few seconds later.]

But thanks. Kinda.

[onteamdyson]

you're kinda welcome <3
also you dont need to inflate your ego for that because you have me and im super good at taking things

[comesfrompain]

Yeah you are.

[That's not subtle innuendo at all.]

[onteamdyson]

.............. i cant even with you right now o m g rumlow MIND OUT OF GUTTER
IMTOO drunk to handle ur pervy brain
dork

[comesfrompain]

Hahah, but you're smiling, yeah?

[onteamdyson]

[Dammit, he's onto her. He knows her too well! She's grinning from ear to freakin' ear.]

ok smartass so what if i am? mission accomplished?

[comesfrompain]

Not until I've exfiltrated you from your location.

[onteamdyson]

[Dammit again because that was actually super hot for some reason?]

copy that commander
awaiting extraction
( ˘ ³˘)♥
that was a tactical emoji fyi

[comesfrompain]

You can definitely keep calling me that.

[onteamdyson]

MAYBE I WILL YOU CANT EVEN STOP ME
how much longer? sidenot e: ... will you carry me ?!