[ BUCKY'S HIS ONLY OTHER MODERN DUDE FRIEND, OKAY. And he doesn't seem to have the answers. So he asks you, because you seem really wise and friendly. ]
both? i've seen how it's done in some of the movies here we don't do it like that where i'm from
with whips and chains and oddly shaped phalluses and choking and stepping on people's faces (i don't understand any of it)
now, i know that's not the normal way of doing things in your land, either but it does make me wonder if there are things i don't know, customs that are different... do you understand?
[Wow. Just. Wow. Did he really say phallus? What is this, a romance novel?]
There are a whole lot of different types of sex. They're usually called kinks or fetishes. Most of what you're saying are those. They're kind of like offshoots from the usual missionary bullshit.
There's probably a lot you're not familiar with. Like different sex positions.
[ ALL THESE QUESTIONS. It's like he's trying to talk to Victor about this. All he wants to know is if there are any weird sex customs or taboos in your world, Rumlow! ]
many different things like teasing the nub above her opening or the lips and folds
or when you curl your fingers inside her (that also works on men) (i'm not sure if it works on women from the back end)
[This is officially the weirdest conversation he's had in Hell.]
The nub is called a clitoris or clit. The opening is her vagina, but fuck don't call it that. Call it a cunt or a pussy, whatever. Opening makes it sound like she's a fucking cave.
[Rumlow sighs and continues messaging.]
An yeah, all of that's good. But I'm talking when your dick's in her cunt. What makes fucking her feel good? That's the G spot, ideally. Maybe some stimulus from her clit or from smacking against her ass.
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text; un: mynameisjefferson
Date: 2017-01-03 10:49 pm (UTC)do you have a moment?
i have some questions and nobody else i can ask
text; un: crossbones
Date: 2017-01-03 11:09 pm (UTC)What's up?
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Date: 2017-01-03 11:12 pm (UTC)most people i've met here are from worlds like yours
and not worlds like mine
so
it
[ STOP HITTING SEND AND JUST GATHER YOUR THOUGHTS, WEIRDO. ]
i was wondering if you could tell me about how romance and other such things are handled in your world
[ PLS GIVE HIM TIPS ON PLEASING MODERN INDEPENDENT WOMEN. ]
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Date: 2017-01-03 11:16 pm (UTC)[Gee, I wonder who you're thinking of romancing, Jefferson. Are you really messaging the guy she used to fuck?]
Or are you talking about sex?
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Date: 2017-01-03 11:19 pm (UTC)both?
i've seen how it's done in some of the movies here
we don't do it like that where i'm from
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Date: 2017-01-03 11:21 pm (UTC)Like how?
[He needs a frame of reference.]
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Date: 2017-01-03 11:26 pm (UTC)and oddly shaped phalluses
and choking
and stepping on people's faces
(i don't understand any of it)
now, i know that's not the normal way of doing things in your land, either
but it does make me wonder if there are things i don't know, customs that are different...
do you understand?
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Date: 2017-01-03 11:35 pm (UTC)There are a whole lot of different types of sex. They're usually called kinks or fetishes. Most of what you're saying are those. They're kind of like offshoots from the usual missionary bullshit.
There's probably a lot you're not familiar with. Like different sex positions.
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Date: 2017-01-03 11:38 pm (UTC)i know different sex positions
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Date: 2017-01-03 11:39 pm (UTC)no subject
Date: 2017-01-03 11:43 pm (UTC)against a wall
bent over
one person on the other's lap
and so on
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Date: 2017-01-03 11:44 pm (UTC)no subject
Date: 2017-01-03 11:46 pm (UTC)they were just fun in different ways
[ SEE. This is why he came to you, Rumlow. You're wise about these things. ]
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Date: 2017-01-03 11:48 pm (UTC)Well, they are fun, but it's a Hell of a lot more than that. You got an idea what a G spot is?
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Date: 2017-01-03 11:50 pm (UTC)no subject
Date: 2017-01-03 11:53 pm (UTC)no subject
Date: 2017-01-04 12:10 am (UTC)many different things
like teasing the nub above her opening
or the lips and folds
or when you curl your fingers inside her
(that also works on men)
(i'm not sure if it works on women from the back end)
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Date: 2017-01-04 12:19 am (UTC)The nub is called a clitoris or clit. The opening is her vagina, but fuck don't call it that. Call it a cunt or a pussy, whatever. Opening makes it sound like she's a fucking cave.
[Rumlow sighs and continues messaging.]
An yeah, all of that's good. But I'm talking when your dick's in her cunt. What makes fucking her feel good? That's the G spot, ideally. Maybe some stimulus from her clit or from smacking against her ass.
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Date: 2017-01-04 12:24 am (UTC)[ He just. Wasn't using them. TRYING TO BE CLASSY HERE. ]
oh
how do you find the g spot?
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Date: 2017-01-04 12:26 am (UTC)[Jesus.]
Carefully. It's easier when you've got the right position, and even easier when you've got something better to rub against it.
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Date: 2017-01-04 12:28 am (UTC)something better?
like what?
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Date: 2017-01-04 12:30 am (UTC)no subject
Date: 2017-01-04 12:31 am (UTC)on your cock?
[ ?????? WHY WOULD YOU? ]
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Date: 2017-01-04 12:34 am (UTC)[Why wouldn't he? Sure, he couldn't fuck for a few months, but he just dove into work and dealt with it. Once it healed though? So fucking worth it.]
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Date: 2017-01-04 12:35 am (UTC)[ NOPE NOPE NOPE ]
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