comesfrompain | [ to-do list ]

1) Put Rogers' head on a spike
2) Take over Hell
3) Unbreak Bucky's dick
4) Buy milk

you're kinda welcome <3
also you dont need to inflate your ego for that because you have me and im super good at taking things

Yeah you are.

[That's not subtle innuendo at all.]

.............. i cant even with you right now o m g rumlow MIND OUT OF GUTTER
IMTOO drunk to handle ur pervy brain
dork

Hahah, but you're smiling, yeah?

[Dammit, he's onto her. He knows her too well! She's grinning from ear to freakin' ear.]

ok smartass so what if i am? mission accomplished?

Not until I've exfiltrated you from your location.

[Dammit again because that was actually super hot for some reason?]

copy that commander
awaiting extraction
( ˘ ³˘)♥
that was a tactical emoji fyi

You can definitely keep calling me that.

MAYBE I WILL YOU CANT EVEN STOP ME
how much longer? sidenot e: ... will you carry me ?!