[ to-do list ]

[comesfrompain]

1) Put Rogers' head on a spike
2) Take over Hell
3) Unbreak Bucky's dick
4) Buy milk

Comments

un: crossbones

[comesfrompain]

I mean, I love a good trumpet solo.

Re: un: crossbones

[logicals]

well, everyone does. unfortunately, the horns I'm thinking of are significantly more skeletal in nature. you know, the sort that grow out of your head? or ass, if you're especially unlucky
B

[comesfrompain]

Are we talking keratin capped or just bone, because the latter would qualify as antlers.

[logicals]

hey, it's your kink. you tell me
B

[comesfrompain]

[Does this qualify as irony? Rumlow wonders.]

The only horns that get me horny is the sweet buzz of brass. I'm sure you can understand.

[logicals]

well. that's a shame

because it looks like your little witch has a fetish for pulling horns
B

[comesfrompain]

You know kids. Always like pulling something.

Works in my favor, anyway.

[logicals]

hmm i'm sure it does.
B

[comesfrompain]

Don't believe me?

[logicals]

it's the internet. i take everything with a pinch of salt ;)
B

[comesfrompain]

Fair enough.

[But just for the sake of proof, Rumlow sends an attachment. It's a photograph of just his forehead, showing the horns and some scars.]

[logicals]

did they just... grow in?
B

[comesfrompain]

Must've. I had them when I showed up.