[ to-do list ]

[comesfrompain]

1) Put Rogers' head on a spike
2) Take over Hell
3) Unbreak Bucky's dick
4) Buy milk

Comments

[comesfrompain]

[Rumlow's brows lift. Oh? This is almost worth not sabotaging him. What will he do with this information...]

Sure. Heh. He your type?

[royalpassport]

much more than the rest of the men you shared
all too effete or too [ GROSS AND UNWASHED. ] 'grunge'

[comesfrompain]

[Rumlow scrubs at his stubble as he reads.]

So you like something in the middle, hunh?

[royalpassport]

i guess

[ INSERT SHRUG EMOJI. ]

the middle covers all sorts of people
so sure
why do you ask?

[comesfrompain]

Liking guys and girls both ain't super common where I come from, so I was curious if your taste in men was like your taste in women.

[royalpassport]

it's not all that common in my land, either

[ But he's used to being a bit 'odd' by Enchanted Forest standards, so. ANOTHER SHRUG. Not that Rumlow can see him shrug. ]

there are some similarities, i suppose
and some differences

[comesfrompain]

Yeah? Like what?

[royalpassport]

well
for starters
most women can't grow beards

[ HE LIKES HIS LADIES SMOOTH AND HIS GENTLEMEN BEARDY. ]

[comesfrompain]

Hah! Good point. I'm ambivalent myself, but my current partner is pretty scruffy.

[royalpassport]

you mean bucky?
he is quite scruffy
it's one of the perks of bedding a man

[ 'It' being idk STUBBLE BURN. ]

[comesfrompain]

Yeah. Even better when you've got it yourself so you don't get too red-faced from making out.

[royalpassport]

that's a good point
otherwise, it's adventurousness, wit, and intelligence that i look for
(in both)
kenzi has it all in abundance

[comesfrompain]

[Rumlow reads it and his eye twitches. His jaw tenses and he types angrily.]

More than most.

[royalpassport]

indeed
that's why i want to make her happy

[comesfrompain]

A tall order, all things considered.

[royalpassport]

what things?

[comesfrompain]

Oh, they're not for me to say.

[royalpassport]

and why is that?
it seems like you want to say
since you brought it up

[comesfrompain]

Shouldn't have even said anything at all. Besides, I'm sure it'll work out.

[royalpassport]

it'll work out if i know what's wrong
then i can fix it
did i do something to upset her?
i know kenzi respects you very much

[comesfrompain]

Respect's a word for it. But I respect her too, so I ain't gonna divulge. Sorry, pal.

[royalpassport]

what other word would you use?

if she had any problems with me, she'd tell me
she's never kept it from me before

[ SEE: ALL THOSE HELLNET ARGUMENTS. ]

[comesfrompain]

She keeps a lot inside her. Things that are more important. Once you're privy to them, you'd understand why.

[royalpassport]

fair enough
then i'll earn her trust

[ SO SUCK IT. TAKE YOUR MEAN GIRL TACTICS AND SHOVE 'EM WHERE THE SUN DON'T SHINE. ]

[comesfrompain]

Good luck.