[There's no chance in Hel-- ... here. No chance in HERE that Rumlow is into memes, so he's not gonna know what 'Bro, do you even LIFT' means. Also making fun of him for being massive is self sabotaging as fuck and that's just not how she rolls.]
It is fucking dumb, you can do so much better. Never say that again unless you wake up as a teen girl one morning. [Haaaaa, but it's TRUE! Awh snap. She's not blushing, it's just the lighting. Shut your face.
AWH, THE GOOD VODKA? Rumlow, you sure know the way to a girl's heart. She perks up at that and her tail starts flicking wildly behind her, expressing how damn happy she is.]
Okay, so ... wait. Did I tell you my best friend was a succubus? I was very drunk that night and I feel like I need to start from the top and include all the shiny, shiny details.
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It is fucking dumb, you can do so much better. Never say that again unless you wake up as a teen girl one morning. [Haaaaa, but it's TRUE! Awh snap. She's not blushing, it's just the lighting. Shut your face.
AWH, THE GOOD VODKA? Rumlow, you sure know the way to a girl's heart. She perks up at that and her tail starts flicking wildly behind her, expressing how damn happy she is.]
Okay, so ... wait. Did I tell you my best friend was a succubus? I was very drunk that night and I feel like I need to start from the top and include all the shiny, shiny details.