Just consider this an international alliance. Also you're welcome.

[What a gentleman! With the helping and the bartender. She waffles a bit on what shitty-tasting drink to get down here and just settles for what SHOULD be a whiskey but is actually some kind of abomination with no ice and no flavour. Unless you count burning as a flavour.]

So I kinda want to steal your roommate's dog. Thoughts? Concerns? Objections?