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Brock Rumlow ([personal profile] comesfrompain) wrote2017-03-01 08:23 am
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onteamdyson: (2ksf47)

[personal profile] onteamdyson 2017-03-20 03:37 am (UTC)(link)
[Kenzi? Good with crying? Rumlow, you're hilarious. She doesn't do hysterical, it's just not in her wheelhouse. Crying is something she's not equipped to handle.

But for Jefferson? She'd make an attempt. He seems okay, though. Just some emotional bullshit bubbling over. Unresolved stuff with the ex probably had him close to boiling point for weeks, this was just another drop in the metaphorical pot. She looks sympathetic enough, she's been there a few times and had to cover it up before anyone caught on-- or... so she thinks. Hard to remember.]


I know your shop wasn't all you, but I would definitely appreciate your particular brand of skills. We're gonna Delia Deets this shiz! Only... you know, slightly less terrifying. Good-terrifying. Chic as all fuck.

[Rumlow gets his own look and tiny head shake,] But somehow manly? Also?

[Dude owns a gym. She's gotta make some compromises.]

Basically, we're super psyched to have you. Promise we aren't total weirdos. At least, I'm not a total weirdo. This guy, on the other hand...
royalpassport: SB (slight optimism)

[personal profile] royalpassport 2017-03-20 02:38 pm (UTC)(link)
Delia Deetz? Is she... someone in town? [ Oh no, a reference he doesn't understand. Educate yourself, Jefferson.

But his spirits seem to be lifted now. He's smiling more easily, and there's not as much tension in him. ]


That's a shame. I like weirdos. [ Aww yeah, he's joking again. ] And thank you. Both of you. I don't know why-- [ No. Stop. Don't go into another self loathing, 'I don't deserve kindness' spiral. ] Just. Thanks.
onteamdyson: (ksx69)

[personal profile] onteamdyson 2017-03-20 10:45 pm (UTC)(link)
I wish. [Her general knowledge is filling itself in waaaay too slowly, but she remembers about THREE entire movies now and a few TV shows. It makes referencing pop culture in conversation a bit of a gamble.

She makes a face at Rumlow when he peeks over at her. Objectively, yes, he is good looking, but she can't shake the Bucky resemblance when she looks at him anymore and if she admitted that she agrees with Rumlow, SHE'D BE ADMITTING THAT SHE THINKS HER COUSIN IS HOT. NO THANK YOU.]


Seriously, he wakes up soooooooooooooo early. I'm talking retired old man waiting on the porch for his paper early. It's insane. He's gone before I can even get a bowl of honey bun-buns and the sleep outta my eyes. Who needs to work out at 6am? NO ONE!

[She's smirking, so obviously she's not that put out by it. Rumlow stirring early in the morning means she's never tempted to sleep in and be late for work. Okay, she's still tempted, but it hasn't happened yet.]

... Also you can hook me up with a sweet, wholesale tea discount.
royalpassport: SB (MIRTHLESS LAUGHTER)

[personal profile] royalpassport 2017-03-20 11:14 pm (UTC)(link)
[ At Rumlow's urging, Jefferson starts to take another mouthful of pancake-- nearly choking when Rumlow calls him good-looking again. In front of his wife. And given the weird face Kenzi makes, Jefferson's not too keen on keeping that joke going-- if it is indeed a joke at all. He just takes a sip of coffee to keep from getting fluffy pancake crumbs caught in his throat. ]

That is entirely too early in the day for anything. [ Another sip of coffee before he admits: ] But I have to be up before 6, too, on the days I'm the one who opens the shop.

[ He really wishes he could be more of a hands-off boss, but right now he just doesn't have the manpower. Anyway, after getting some more pancake down, his stomach suddenly demanding more and more, Jefferson laughs. ]

Only if you promise not to load the tea up with milk and sugar.

[ He says, after having done the same to his coffee. ]